Infant of Prague

By Kevin Duffy Emily knew she could get all sorts of snacks at her grandmother’s after school. The type of things her parents didn’t keep in her house and didn’t want her to have—cookies and soda and chips. So she went almost every day with her friends Charlotte and Taylor. They would go and eat, … Read more

Quindlen’s Christmas

Quindlen’s Christmas By George Galloway PART ONE: Honest John   In the year of Our Lord, 1933, in Philadelphia, one was used to walking at a young age, let’s say at conception. It has always been true that Philadelphia is a city of neighborhoods. Naturally, people walk through, between, around, and into and out of … Read more

The Devil Hates Latin

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Nurse with a Purse

A Short Story Possibly the most frustrating thing about being an older sister is the difficulty you encounter in imparting your wisdom to your younger siblings. Particularly sisters. Particularly MY sister, in this case. Maybe it’s because she’s so much younger than me, and my half-sister. That is, like so many people these days, we … Read more

A Christmas with Mary

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A short story by Patrick Michael Clark Photos courtesy of Library of Congress They were tearing down the last of the scaffolding from the towers that rose above the overgrown park. For three years Davey and Connor had watched the workmen climb the ladders and catwalks that surrounded the face of the new cathedral. Each … Read more

Goth is Dead

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La Madeleine


(Author’s Note: For 2000 years legends have persisted about the presence of St Mary Magdalene on France’s Mediterranean coast, specifically in the region of present-day Marseilles, ancient Marsallis. She and her brother and sister – Lazarus and Martha – were supposed to have arrived there after fleeing the persecutions in Judea. There is also a legend about La Madeleine in Ephesus, in present-day Turkey. In the traditions of the Church which date from the Dark Ages, she is said to have had red hair.)

By Beverly Stevens

It was a bit of a shock. It’s been a long time since I saw myself in a mirror.

Though I am still tall and slender, my once flame-red hair is now a bit dulled. But my eyes are still the deep brown of the Jewess I was born 37 years ago, in a Galilean village.

I stood looking into the depths of the glassy Mediterranean, on the deck of a ship bound from Ephesus in Asia Minor to Marsalis, the port in southern Gaul. I was no sailor after the horrors of the wreck twelve years before that eventually brought my brother, my sister and me to be shackled and sold as slave tutors on the quays there.

As Jews, we could read and write. And the local winemakers were rich enough to afford tutors for their children. This is how we came to find ourselves valuable commodities as we stood squinting in the Mediterranean sun.

We were just grateful to be alive.

We’d barely escaped with our lives. The persecutions after Cephas’s speech in many tongues was heard by more than 3000 people in Jerusalem that day were fierce.

Disastrously, our fame as the Master’s friends had already spread from Bethany to Jerusalem. Just a few denarii and a judiciously-placed threat to their families had easily persuaded our neighbors to disclose our whereabouts.

We’d fled Jerusalem under the protection of brave Joseph, the Arimethean. Because everyone knew he’d grown wealthy in the tin trade, Joseph had to pay dearly for people’s silence. But he paid gladly, and we managed to sail under cover of darkness, from Sidon.

But we three were alone. Joseph was so closely watched he could not risk having us accompany him on his chartered ship. The few disciples he could save were not notorious friends of the Galilean, like we were.

Joseph’s destination was a safe haven provided by his business connections in far-off Britannia. He did find us another, smaller ship, however. We were to rendezvous with him at a quiet cove near Tarsus in Asia Minor.

Thankfully, the Spirit was with us that day, and we all shared an onboard supper with deep joy. Joseph broke the bread and blessed the wine. He told us how the west of Britannia was foggy and cold, an uncivilized place with rough natives — but blessedly out of reach of both the Romans and the Jews. The next morning both ships set out across the sea, our smaller ship following his.

We could not know we would never reach there – or indeed ever see Joseph again.

The midnight storm that separated us was so ferocious that all these years later, I still shudder at the memory. Terrified, our sailors threw everything overboard to lighten the ship, to no avail.

At last we discerned that they were set to throw us, their passengers, overboard too – this time as propitiation to their savage gods. We three were shackled to the mast and we held fast to each other, praying fervently and crying aloud for deliverance in the name of the Master.

Just then, a massive wave came howling out of the wild darkness and smote the ship. The freezing waters swept all around us, carrying off the sailors and indeed the huge mast itself, snapped like a toothpick.

When the sun rose the next morning, the sea was grey and restive. We were the only people alive, adrift and rudderless. Joseph’s ship were nowhere in sight, and to our horror there was fresh danger on the rocky coastline we could make out through the morning haze.

Now, I should mention that my brother Lazarus has never been the same since the incident in Bethany which brought us such unwanted notoriety. Nor have I, really, since the morning I first saw my Master alive outside Joseph’s tomb.

This is why we were not too shocked when our shackles simply unlocked. And when Martha spotted the other ship, we all signaled frantically, overjoyed at our good fortune.

So that is how we came to be sold as slaves by the sailors of the ship that ‘rescued’ us. As they counted their money in the slave market, Martha and I were especially relieved to see the last of those sailors. They had not restrained themselves while we were in their captivity.

The Girl from Magdala

I suppose this is where I should talk about our past – my past, to be honest.

The tiny village of Magdala had seemed so hopeless when our parents both died of a fever that swept through Galilee. All we’d ever known was rural poverty, but we nevertheless sold the farm and journeyed to our aunt and her son in Bethany near Jerusalem. Lazarus felt he could find work there. Martha was happy to be a household servant for our imperious aunt.

But at eleven years old, tall and coltishly comely with freakishly red hair, I became the subject of the unwanted attentions of our cousin. He was 26 years old, married with three children. When he caught me in lonely places, I dared not say anything. My siblings and I literally had no place else to go.

There is a peculiar thing that happens to young girls sexualized before their time. A deep cynicism took hold of me. Though my family was outwardly pious, I accompanied them to worship with a deeply wounded soul in my breast, laughing to myself at their pious pretensions. This God they spoke of was obviously a cruel master – or non-existent, a myth for children.

And I was no longer a child. In the ensuing years, as my shining red hair and full-breasted figure developed, I discovered that sinning could be lucrative. It was not long before word got around that I was available for short assignations – under a wooden walkway, behind some stone steps. There were boys at first, and then the men started to come. I secretly amassed a small trove of denarii, which I guarded zealously.

But not carefully enough, for when he discovered my trove, my cousin went wild with jealousy. It was easy to exact revenge; he put a stop to my secret trade simply by showing my aunt.

Lazarus, who’d returned wearily from his work in a nearby tavern, was caught unawares by a screaming tirade. My aunt hurled epithets at me, using street language that I had no idea she knew. I cowered behind my brother, thinking fast. Martha sobbed in a corner, terrified that we would be turned out into the street, or worse.

Afterwards, Lazarus was shaken. He left the house again without another word. Martha glanced at me reproachfully, but went about her work. I was fourteen years old, but I knew the law. Girls like me could be taken outside of the village walls and stoned to death.

Later that night I slipped out of the family home into the dark streets of Bethany. One of my admirers was waiting for me, overjoyed at the prospect of free favors. It wasn’t long before he discovered that I could be a very lucrative investment, too, sinning under his protection in cosmopolitan Jerusalem.

Now, before you laugh at that description – for of course Jerusalem is a holy city – you should know what all public sinners know: that men with a religious profession are still men. So I lived from their sinning for six more years, amassing a far bigger hoard than my family could ever imagine. It was from that hoard that I purchased the costly ointment with which I anointed the Master’s feet some years later, when He pulled me out of that life and gave me a new one.

In the Slave Market

But I am getting lost in the past, as I sometimes do these days. My point was merely to say my hoard sufficed to pay off the sailors for some time aboard that ‘rescue’ ship – but it didn’t last forever. Eventually they had their way with us.

It wasn’t so bad for me. I was adept at taking my mind off somewhere else while my body was being violated. Martha was not, however, and days later she continued to sob in the slave marketplace, the tears disfiguring her face and driving away potential buyers. No one wanted an emotional slave.

Lazarus prayed silently the entire time. I watched and prayed with him. Soon Martha ceased weeping, lapsing into a grim silence. A Roman woman approached her and asked in Greek what her skills were; Lazarus answered in the tavern Greek he knew. When she learned that they were brother and sister, she bargained shrewdly for them both, knowing that the slavers would have trouble selling a sullen woman without any Greek.

She was correct. Triumphant, she walked away with her purchases, despite Lazarus’s impassioned plea in halting Greek to buy me too. Her silent appraisal told me all I needed to know; she didn’t need a woman who looked like me in her house. Most Roman women preferred that their husbands kept their playthings elsewhere.

Then, to my immense grief, my brother and sister were led away, still shackled.

The man who purchased me, ostensibly to tutor his children, was a type I had come to recognize from my days in Jerusalem. He was a Roman, a wine-grower with a cowed wife and a small horde of unruly offspring.

My new master clearly had other duties in mind for me, however. He unshackled me, smiling. I prayed silently.

So that is how I came to be sold into slavery in the busy seaport of the Romans. My master and his family were actually Romanized Gauls, to be precise. They’d embraced the opportunities to market their wine throughout the thirsty Roman world, and had profited immensely from the trade.


A Red-Haired Sex Slave

They were Epicureans, of a sort, too and the Master didn’t hesitate to partake of the grape. This made him both amorous and careless, and late one night a few weeks later I snapped.

He’d fallen asleep in my bed, heavily drunk. I crept out of my tiny room and wrapped myself in a hooded cloak stolen from my mistress. Then I ran, silently and swiftly, out into the dark, deserted streets of Marsallis — but this time there was no admirer to take me in. Wondering at my own energy and daring, I made for the quayside, the last place I had seen Lazarus and Martha.

Panting heavily, I hid in the early morning shadows as drunken revelers passed me by, praying silently all the while for deliverance from the Master. Where was He? Why had He permitted these calamities to overtake us? We had passed from being wanted criminals in Jerusalem to thoroughly anonymous slaves on the other side of the Empire. We were lost, and we were invisible.

Except my red hair made it almost impossible to be invisible. Roman women prized red and blonde hair, it seemed.

My master had my hair washed and brushed by another slave for his enjoyment. When my mistress learned this, she was furious. She informed me in hissing tones that she would get a great deal of money for my hair. Later that day, however, her plan was foiled when her husband objected. Now, of course, she hated me even more.

A Desperate Escape

But this was all behind me I skulked outside the small wig-maker’s shop by the Marsallis docks until the proprietor, a woman, appeared. When I approached her, she looked at me uneasily until I pushed back my hood, and the long, well-tended cascade of shining red hair fell over my shoulders. Her eyes lit up, and she invited me into the shop.

I emerged an hour later, my tresses shorn. But I had a pocketful of denarii and the wigmaker – Deborah, a Jew like me, as it turned out, with quite good Hebrew– had obligingly dyed my now-short hair and unruly eyebrows a deep brown color. She’d accepted my offer to trade the cloak, too, in exchange for the simple clothes and head covering of a married Jewish woman.

“Where will you go now?” Deborah asked, eyeing me apprehensively as I emerged from her back room in my new guise.

I honestly had no idea – just a vague plan to find my siblings and somehow book passage for Brittania. I described the woman who had bought Lazarus and Martha, in the slave market, but Deborah did not know her.

“Some of these women like to send their Jewish slaves to the synagogue to worship,” she shrugged. “They think it makes them more tractable. Perhaps your brother and sister will be sent there?”

It was a long shot, but I had nothing else. Deborah kindly sent me to the home of Rebecca, a poor Jewish widow who would take in boarders at low rates. There in my tiny but clean room on a forgotten back street, I awaited the Sabbath.

Rebecca could speak a little Hebrew, so we managed to communicate the basics. I was from Jerusalem, I told her and her eyes grew wide. But she mustn’t tell anyone, I cautioned, with low urgency in my voice. She nodded, and I had the feeling I could trust her. The rent I was paying would feed her children, after all.

Deborah was right, as it turned out. Lazarus and Martha appeared at the synagogue at the next Sabbath services. I stayed in the shadows in the back of the room, as inconspicuous as I dared. But they walked right past me, not recognizing me at all.

My Vision

Delighted that my disguise was so effective, I held back during the services, praying fervently that the Master would find us a way out of our difficulties. And that is when a sort of trance came over me.

I could hear my own breathing and the beating of my heart, but everything around me receded as if to a very great distance. As if in a dream, all I could see before me were the dust-colored streets of Jerusalem in the glowering gray clouds and semi-darkness of those last days.

I turned and to my utter joy, saw the Master. He was gazing at me intently, and I was once again overcome with the giddy love I had felt for Him in those days. I grasped His hands and together we started down a flight of stone steps, when He halted suddenly.

“It does seem as if it is the end of the world,” He said to me intently.

I nodded, waiting.

“But you know that it is not,” He went on.

I nodded, again.

Yes, I thought. It is not the end of the world.

Suddenly the vision cleared. I was back in the shadows of a provincial synagogue in the south of Gaul, and I was utterly bereft, again. The Master was gone.

On The Run

A few minutes later, Lazarus and Martha passed me as they made their way out. This time, our eyes met and they both recognized me. My sister opened her lips as if to speak, but Lazarus quickly shot her a warning glance. She dropped her eyes and followed him outside.

But as I carefully made my way through the chattering crowd outside the synagogue, I felt a hand on me – it was Martha’s hand, surreptitiously passing me a note. In an instant, she was gone.

The note said that Lazarus was employed as a jack-of-all-trades around his master’s house, and that he had the freedom of the town. Martha was the governess and tutor to the family’s small children. They were well-treated, it seemed. Furthermore, they had found a friend.

Maximin was a fellow slave, but an educated Greek held in high esteem by his owners. He was on the verge of being given his freedom, in fact, after twenty years of faithful service. Lazarus would send Maximin to me, he said. He would know what to do.

I was doubtful about this, schooled as I was in the deep mistrust of men. But I plainly had no other choice. I turned towards Rebecca’s house, intending to wait there for further word.

But it was not to be. For some reason, I found it impossible to retrace my steps. Every corner I turned led me to an unfamiliar street. I crossed and re-crossed the same intersection of narrow streets several times, mystified. As the Sabbath sun was sinking low, I started to worry. Where was that house? People were starting to notice me, too.

Fighting a mounting sense of panic, I stepped into a small shop to collect my thoughts. While I was examining the pomegranates on display there, I overheard gruff voices questioning the shopkeeper.

My Greek was not very good, admittedly, but I could pick out the words sklávos and kokkinomálli̱ — ‘slave’ and ‘red-headed.’ Two rough-looking men glanced at me briefly as I left the shop, my heart beating wildly. But the hair that showed under my head-covering was dark brown, and I prayed fervently that they were not looking for a dowdy, married Jewess.

A few steps from the shop, I tried desperately to keep from breaking into a run, watching my feet carefully to keep from tripping on the uneven pavement. I didn’t see the burly man as he rounded the corner until I had run into him with full force.

The impact was such that I would have gone sprawling into the gutter if he hadn’t caught me in the nick of time. I gasped loudly, and looked back to see the slave hunters step into the street and look our way. I was nearly sick with terror.

“Marina!” the man shouted at me in Greek, grasping both of my shoulders. He gave me a good shake as I stared at him, wild-eyed. “We’ve all been waiting for you!”

Something in his eyes made me suddenly understand that he was not crazy. I gulped and managed a weak grin.

“Such a wife to have, late even for her own Sabbath dinner!” he said half-jokingly, and putting a warm, strong arm around my shoulders, propelled me around the corner, down the side street, and safely out of harm’s way.

It was Maximin. He had just come from Rebecca’s house, where the slave hunters had already been. The elegant hooded cape had led them to Deborah the wig-maker, who’d pointed them in turn to a terrified Rebecca. Since neither woman knew anything about me, they could disclose nothing. Both had stoutly defended their right to do business as they saw fit; neither had mentioned my altered appearance.

“So they’re looking for a fugitive red-head?” I whispered faintly. My panic had ebbed away, replaced by a throbbing headache. I felt weak.

“Yes,” Maximin said grimly, ‘but I know those two. They are clever, thorough and brutal. They are also expensive – your master must want you back very much.”

A Fugitive in the Countryside

So it was that very night that I was spirited out of Marsallis. After a brief repast, Maximin himself led me through a little-used entrance out of the city, behind the back gardens of the poor. We traveled all night and slept by day, keeping to the cart-roads used by the peasants driving their herds. Doubting the trustworthiness of innkeepers, we slept in the fields and bought our food from the farmers, who asked no questions in return for hard Roman currency.

Maximin remained vigilant, however. Although I slept, exhausted, every day, it seemed whenever I awoke he was there, silently on the alert.

After three days walk, we were in the mountains. As we picked our way through the bare gray rocks interspersed with shrubs and stubby trees, I could see that Maximin was beginning to relax. We were traveling by daylight now.

“This is my country,” he explained, as he led me expertly through the lonely ravines. We hadn’t seen a human being all day.

“Are you not a Greek?” I asked, puzzled.

“Yes, I was born in Greece and educated there,” he said briefly. “But when the Romans invaded, my whole village was sold into slavery. My master has a farm here, and I spent my young years as a shepherd in these hills. That was before he married and had children to be educated – and had need for my services as a tutor.”

“Where are we going?” I asked for about the hundredth time. Though he’d brushed off the question up until now, this time he smiled.

“We are very near your safe place,” he said. “No one will find you here, and Lazarus and Martha will be able to visit you there.”

Maximin’s ‘safe place’ turned out to be a huge cave hidden in the massif of southern Gaul. Inside, the cave was warm and dry, and surprisingly well furnished, as well. There were rope beds, with rough woolen coverlets, oil lamps and even a few pieces of provincial furniture.

Outside, honey-colored cliffs shielded a small verdant valley, through which an azure blue stream ran. We sat at the cave’s entrance and watched the sun set as we dined on fresh-caught fish wrapped in wild thyme.

“Why is this cave so, well, not like a cave?” I asked.

“The Gauls have centuries of experience living in caves,” he explained. “The old shepherd to whom I was apprenticed had lived here for years. I was terribly homesick for my old life as a student, and I didn’t really want to have much to do with the master’s other servants – a rough lot. At least the old shepherd was kind.”

“And your master?” I asked, wondering what sort of man would allow his slave so much freedom.

“My master is a good man,” Maximin replied. “He inherited this estate, and though he himself has only a basic Roman education, he has great respect for learning. Martha is now tutoring the youngest children, and I have the care of the oldest.”

“I saw his wife in the slave market,” I ventured slowly. He nodded sadly.

“She is not as good as he. Fortunately she loathes the country, and so years usually go by without her visiting this estate. She is occupied by parties and salons in Marsallis.”

“And Lazarus?”

“Your brother is an exceedingly good man,” Maximin sighed. “In fact, I have never met anyone like him. He has this extraordinary certainty – a tranquility — about him.”

I nodded, but said nothing.

“You have this quality also,” he said, regarding me closely. “Most women would have broken under what you have had to endure, but here you are…”

I sighed.

“Maximin, you are a good man,” I said in my simple, broken Greek. “You have risked everything to help an escaped slave, a foreigner. I wish my Greek was better so I could tell you what happened to me.”


Living in a Cave

So that is how I began my new life, learning Greek in a remote cave called ‘la Baume.’ Eventually, as my command of both the Greek of the educated classes and the Gallicized Latin of the locals grew stronger, I began to tell the story of the Master.

As the months and years wore on, I became known to the shepherds in the area, and I taught them and their wives and children this story as well. Martha and Lazarus eventually converted not only his master and his household, but indeed most of the Jews in the Marsalis synagogue, including Deborah the wigmaker and Rebecca the widow. (Once a year I sent a length of my flaming tresses along to Deborah, who could always fetch a good price for it – more than enough to provide for my scant needs, with enough left over to feed the poor.)

Martha and Lazarus were given their freedom, of course, and along with Marsalis began to teach throughout the countryside, in the houses of converts and in the streets when they dared. Lazarus even began converting the poor lepers who lived — like me — in caves in the countryside.

My cave became a sort of home for us all, however. And I would have never left it if it hadn’t been for the message, a summons from John at Ephesus in far-off Asia Minor. The Master’s mother, she whom I had considered my own mother in the three years I followed her Son, was asking for me.

Mary in Ephesus

Despite my terror of the sea, I resolved to answer her call. And so I took my leave of Lazarus, Martha, Maximin and all of our other brothers and sisters in the Way and turned my face eastward again.

This time my journey was blessedly uneventful and I stayed some months in the house of Miriam at Ephesus. There, she is faithfully tended by John, whom she calls her ‘son’ – though of course we all know she misses her real Son, the One who told us He had gone to prepare a place for all of us in His Father’s house.

“We are all scattered to the four winds,” I told Miriam one day. “I could have never foreseen this that day when the men returned from the Mount of Olives.”

She turned her dignified face towards me and gave me a radiant smile.

“He did tell them. We must be scattered in order to tell His story to all men. And we must do as He wishes,” she said quietly, touching my arm with deep sympathy. “Renounce your will and give it over to Him. He will provide.”

Finally, strengthened by her love and that of the disciples who are gathered around her, I took my leave for the last time.

So that is why I am bound for the remote cave that I have come to call my earthly home. And this is how I have come to be on this ship again, watching my red hair stream in the breeze against the deep blue sea.

I must stop by Deborah’s shop in Marsallis for a new coiffure.


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A Short Story

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Benedicamus Domino

A Short Story

by Beverly Stevens

“The most important thing is not to end up like my mother,” I was telling my therapist Dr Becker, who nodded at me in a slightly disapproving way. She disapproved, I knew, because it is not healthy for a woman to not identify with her mother.

Also, because there is nothing so wrong with my mother; she is like every other woman of her generation in Germany. They are called ‘the 68-ers,’ the university students of 1968 who rebelled against the Establishment and ushered in the modern Germany, leader of Europe. Here in Mittel Europa, at the beginning of the 21st century, the 68ers reign supreme.

I am seeing a therapist because, at age 32 and a successful gynecologist, I am despondent. You see, my partner Andreas  has left me. We had been together since university, in the early, wonderful, warm and giddy days when we brought our sweet Otto home. He was a lovely puppy; our child, really. When he died of old age twelve years later, our grief spilled over in a black pool, flooding our bedroom and the boredom of our life together.

You see, my partner Andreas has left me. We had been together since university, in the early, wonderful, warm and giddy days when we brought our sweet Otto home. He was a lovely puppy; our child, really.

It was not long afterwards that Andreas told me that he had accepted another position, a significant promotion at the Uniklinik in Hamburg, 500 kilometers from the university town where we have lived together since our student days. He said that it would make no difference to our relationship, and that the promotion was too good to pass up.

I have known him too long to be deceived by his lying. He gradually eased himself out of my life, and I let him go reluctantly, feeling helpless all the while.

Still, I didn’t become despondent until I learned about his new, Norwegian wife, and the child she was carrying. Andreas had never even spoken of marriage. I had always taken it for granted that we would be together wholly of our own choosing. Marriage seemed unnecessary, really.

And now he was beginning a brave new life. And I was alone. I felt so old.

My family was not very much help in all of this. My mother shrugged, tossed her long gray hair and tried to look sympathetic. She does not hold men to very high standards. She has had too much experience. My father was one of her serial relationships; growing up, I saw him twice a year when her current lover would drive me and my sister Sabine to Munich for a brief visit. Though a brilliant mathematician, he was a pot-head, pure and simple — and as soon as he could he buggered off for a decrepit farmhouse in Portugal, where he lives now, painting abstracts and smoking weed.

Our half-brother is ten years younger than me, an East German truck driver, like his father before him. And like his dad, he is blunt-spoken and hard-working. My mother is still living with his dad, though I know it’s just because she dreads being alone. He is not at all what she, a retired teacher, would have expected for herself. As for me, I respect both my step-father and my half-brother, but we do not agree on many things.

“You’re like all the other German women,” Stefan said, quaffing his Bitburger beer. It was Christmas Eve, at our parents’ apartment. “You think you’re too good for German men. That’s why German men are marrying foreigners. All of you women have no real interest in having a family. Feminism has ruined you.”

“You’re like all the other German women,” Stefan said, quaffing his Bitburger beer. It was Christmas Eve, at our parents’ apartment. “You think you’re too good for German men. That’s why German men are marrying foreigners. All of you women have no real interest in having a family. Feminism has ruined you.”

This was outrageous enough, but it was the later conversation with my 37-year old sister that put me over the edge. She had had way too much to drink.

“You think because I’m a teacher, that I’m pretty boring, don’t you?” she asked me, in a drunken, challenging sort of way. Everyone else had gone to sleep. Sabina lives in Wiesbaden; she has a good position, an excellent salary and no man since her last relationship disintegrated. “Well, I think you might be a little surprised at how much fun I do manage to have.”

Before I could stop her, it all came out. How she’s ‘registered’ with an online website that sets her up with ‘hot’ dates. It’s all perfectly proper, she assured me. The men are all attractive, and she never has to do anything against her will.

“I’ve come to understand that I have a very strong sex drive,” she told me in a sly, confidential whisper that made my skin crawl. “It’s probably inherited, don’t you agree?”

All of this sent me to Dr. Becker’s office, where I blubbered for hours into the tissues she had discretely placed near the low-slung, Bauhaus-style leather chair I occupied once a week. She was kind, but she didn’t understand why I could not accept any of these things. Even though I am a trained physician, fully cognizant of how modern people live, I still could not help but wishing for, dreaming of, something better.

“So what is it that will make you happy, do you think?” Dr Becker asked. “You are not like your mother, or your siblings. You have worked hard through medical school. You are a professional, used to setting goals. Where do you want to be in five years? What do you envision your life to be like?”

The single answer that came immediately to my mind was embarrassing in its directness: I wanted children. I wanted to be a mother. What’s more, I wanted to be successful in a way that my mother never has been. I want a forever husband. I want a forever family.Where did I get such ideas?

I wanted to be a mother. What’s more, I wanted to be successful in a way that my mother never has been. I want a forever husband. I want a forever family. Where did I get such ideas? 

Though she found my ideas distasteful and unbelievably naive, Doctor Becker is a good therapist, and a practical woman. “Some of that is under your control. So, what is the problem, then?”

The problem, of course, is that I have no man. And I know that finding a man to marry and have children with is pretty nearly an impossible goal these days in Germany. But that is not what Dr. Becker was referring to.

Don’t do it,” said Jennifer, for the umpteenth time. She is an American, a pediatrician who trained at Mainz. Like me, she is youngish and single. Unlike me, she is religious. “You do not need to live like these people. It is a dead end street. There is a better way to live. There is hope.”

“Probably half the German women in our maternity ward are pregnant by artificial insemination,” I replied, trying to sound rational as we walked through town, hunched against the early spring wind. “Most of them are over 35 and not married. Why should I wait that long?”

I could talk to Jennifer that way because we are friends. I say this with all due respect to every European who thinks that Americans are incorrigibly shallow, and incapable of true friendship. When Andreas moved out of the apartment, I was virtually immobile with grief for days. Jennifer patiently stayed by me, sleeping on my couch and cooking me simple meals, talking to me endlessly about her God, and how He would help me if I would just ask.

While I appreciated the sentiment, it fell on deaf ears. Perhaps it is because I do not come from a religious family. My mother’s idea of religion lies somewhere between Celtic earth goddesses and the Tarot. My siblings and I acquired good German skepticism about these things in our education; in this, we are like most Europeans. To be perfectly honest, talk of religion makes me uncomfortable. And my Christmas experience, coming so soon after Andreas’s desertion, had made Dr. Becker’s brisk suggestion that I simply go to the sperm bank very attractive.

My mother’s idea of religion lies somewhere between Celtic earth goddesses and the Tarot. My siblings and I acquired good German skepticism about these things in our education; in this, we are like most Europeans.

Not a good idea. Look at these women,” Jennifer responded with emotion. “I see them in my practice, all grim and stressed out. Man-less, or between lovers. Their kids alternately cling to them or berate them, depending on whether their current man is in the picture or not. I am telling you, this is not a good idea. This whole way of life – the contraception, the abortions, the artificial inseminations…it is all playing God. Women deserve better than that. You deserve better than that.”

The tears suddenly sprung to my eyes, unbidden. I swallowed, hard. I really don’t understand why, but suddenly all I could think of was the abortions. Not even the panicked young girls coming into our clinic, sometimes accompanied by their grim-faced mothers. (Almost never by their boyfriends, of course.)  No, what I was thinking of was the selective abortions, when too many babies are conceived by artificial insemination. And one – or more – must be aborted.

When she arrived three years ago, Jennifer made a name for herself in the clinic by going on record in a very public way against this practice. After that, no one at the clinic trusted her; she was seen as a religious fanatic. She became marginalized, almost invisible in the clinic.  Such marginalization would have almost killed a German in her professional shoes, but Jennifer is an American.

“I have lots of friends,” she shrugged, grinning at me disarmingly. “I really don’t need to be popular with people at this clinic.”

Something about her spirit made me like her, and we became friends – which is how I wound up sobbing in the back of an 18th century chapel in an old folks’ home that evening. Tears rolling down my face, I followed numbly as Jennifer led the short way to the Catholic chapel where she attends the Latin Mass every night, after work.

She had invited me before, telling me about the group of young Catholics that followed the Latin Mass, but as I said, I am not a religious person. (To be honest, I’d pictured some intolerable nerds following a ghoulish priest — though of course I wouldn’t tell her that.)

However, when I dried my tears, I found this old chapel to be oddly comforting. It was very quiet. Aside from the spring evening light filtering through the stained glass windows, a single, stout beeswax candle glowed before a bank of radiant pink hydrangeas adorning a Pieta of surprising beauty and power.

Soon, the door opened and a youngish priest in a cassock strode in, followed by three men. The priest nodded at us with a smile, and vanished into an anteroom with one of the men. The other two grinned at us wordlessly, and took up their places at the rear of the chapel.

A few minutes later, a golden bell rang. The priest and altar server emerged. The small group of worshipers who had quietly assembled got to their feet. As the evening light slowly died, the two men lifted their voices in an ancient Gregorian chant.

A golden bell rang. The priest and altar server emerged. The small group of worshipers who had quietly assembled got to their feet. As the evening light slowly died, the two men lifted their voices in an ancient Gregorian chant.

I listened, transported, as the centuries fell away. 

I was in a trance when the Mass ended. All I wanted to do was stay there, and breathe the incense-scented air. Jennifer stood up, though, as the priest and two of the men approached us, smiling.

I saw immediately that one of the singers was enamored of her. Jennifer returned his admiring glance with a radiant smile and introduced him as ‘Josef;’ he shook my hand earnestly. Then she presented me to the priest, who welcomed me. The other singer stood quietly by.

“And this is Christoph,” whispered Jennifer, and we shook hands. He was a tall, calm man with aristocratic bearing. I suddenly thought of my tear-stained cheeks, and wished I had a lipstick.

Christoph was a tall, calm man with aristocratic bearing. I suddenly thought of my tear-stained cheeks, and wished I had a lipstick.

“So very pleased to meet you,” he said, in the correct manner that Germans always know indicates good family background. But his smile was genuine, and his grip was warm.

“This was beautiful,” I said to the priest, sotto voce and somewhat abashed. 

“Did you like it?” the priest said, a pleased grin lighting up his face. “Was it your first time, then?”

“Y-yes,” I admitted. “I-I had no idea…”

“…I’ve been trying to bring her here, Father,” Jennifer said, grinning.

“But she is no doubt a very busy person at the clinic, no?” said the priest, still smiling.

“I-I am,” I faltered, not sure of what to say.

“Perhaps you will join us for supper?” he said cordially. 

“N-now?” I said, somewhat nonplussed.

“Yes, now,” said Christoph, with a teasing smile. I liked his dark eyes. “Your Jennifer has taught us her casual American ways. Nowadays we often will simply go and eat something together, after Mass.”

I liked his dark eyes. “Your Jennifer has taught us her casual American ways. Nowadays we often will simply go and eat something together, after Mass.”

“And a glass of wine is mandatory,” said Josef, laughing. “Shall we go?”

As we filed out of the empty church, I watched as each of my companions genuflected briefly, then crossed themselves, eyes on the altar. Once outside, we shivered in the cold night air.

“’Wherever the Catholic sun doth shine…’” Jennifer said, in English.

Christoph took up the refrain, smiling broadly. “’…there’s always laughter and good red wine.’”

“’At least I’ve always found it so…’” continued Josef, his arm around Jennifer.

“’…Benedicamus domino,’” finished Father, smiling at me. The group laughed.

“W-what is this?” I asked, amused but perplexed.

“A very clever Catholic Englishman wrote that,” Jennifer explained, grinning. “A man named Hilaire Belloc.”

 “A mere Englishman,” said Josef teasingly, winking at Jennifer.

“A genius!” exclaimed Father, laughing.

As we walked together through the old streets, a strange, giddy feeling came over me. I looked up at the tall, grave Christoph walking beside me and returned his smile.

I began to feel younger, for some reason.

Lighter than air, actually.

 As we walked together through the old streets, a strange, giddy feeling came over me. I looked up at the tall, grave Christoph walking beside me and returned his smile.